Not to miss any opportunity to squeeze Jesus Christ into the mold of American popular culture, let’s produce yet another intimate film of his life – and accompany each scene with a song from Christian radio. I’m sure we could make them all fit somehow.
Which scene in Jesus’s life would be enhanced by Christian hip hop? When was Jesus the most rebellious?
Which scene would be typified by gospel elevator music? When was Jesus the most passive?
Which scene should be accompanied by sweeping choral music? When was Jesus the most proud?
Okay, maybe this won’t work after all.